RUG PULLER - RUG We’re Not A Rug Pull — We’re THE Rug The meme coin that is so dangerous, even your cold wallets nervous. Welcome to Rug Puller, the first crypto project that doesn’t just admit it’s going to rug... We brag about it. We celebrate it. We built the entire brand on it. We’re not promising a moonshot. We’re promising a wipeout. And guess what? You’ll still buy in. 🧼 The Cleanest Rug in Crypto We’re not some shady Devs pretending we’re building the next Layer-3 NFT staking metaverse with “utility.” Nah. We’re building the cleanest rug in crypto history — plush, massive, and primed to pull. You’re not investing in tech. You’re investing in a performance art. This is DeFi Dadaism with a tax rate. 👟 Here’s How We’re Going Take Your Crypto (And You’ll Thank Us) We Pull First. The second you connect your wallet; your funds are already emotionally compromised. No Roadmap. Just a fast dirt path straight to the liquidity drain. Tokenomics? More like brokenomics: Max supply: More like team supply. Liquidity: Optional Taxes: Painful Community-driven. As in the community drives itself straight into the rug. 🧠 What Makes $RUG Special? Because we’re honest. We won’t rug you later. We rug you immediately. This is rug enlightenment — knowing the rug is coming and jumping anyway. You're not a holder. You're a victim with benefits. And the real prize? The meme. The legend. The post-rug glory, that you will be part of the history. 🚨 WARNING: Do NOT Invest (Seriously) This is not financial advice. This is financial performance art with a body count. And if you thought this was going to the moon… we’ve got bad news. We’re pulling the launch pad. 🌐 Final Words Most coins try to rug and fail. We rug with style. With pride. With a cult following that wants to go down with the ship. We’re not the future of finance. We’re the end of it. "Rugging the World, One Wallet at a Time."