$TRUMPET: The Golden Mullet of Memecoins – Built on LUMEME & Stellar Blockchain Hold onto your MAGA hats and your bleeding heart liberal tears, because $TRUMPET is here to blast the crypto world with the most yuge, tremendous, and beautiful memecoin ever created! This ain’t about politics, folks. No red, no blue, just the golden hue of a man with a trumpet for a mouth and a mullet so majestic it flows like a party in the back, business in the front. We’re talking about a coin that honors the 45th and 47th President of the United States, the one, the only, Donald J. Trump not for his policies, but for his eloquent brassy blabber and that iconic hairdo that screams, “Covfefe, baby!” Why $TRUMPET? $TRUMPET was planned to pay homage to the 45th and 47th President with a supply of 450,470,000 coins, because nobody does a comeback like the Don. That is until LUMEME made the change, 1 day before mint day, to preset every supply at 1,000,000,000. It's all part of the story. Each coin is a tiny, digital tribute to the man who turned tweeting into an art form and made headlines faster than you can say, “Fake News!” Whether he’s dodging indictments, selling golden sneakers, or trending for allegedly farting through his fraud trial (c’mon, who hasn’t let one rip under pressure?), $TRUMPET captures the shock and awe of Trump’s larger than life persona. This coin is for everyone who loves a good laugh, not a lecture. Built on LUMEME & Stellar Blockchain $TRUMPET is forged on the LUMEME platform, the dankest meme-powered ecosystem in crypto, because nothing says “meme” like Trump’s “I have the best words” energy. Paired with the Stellar Blockchain, transactions are faster than Trump firing an apprentice, cheaper than a Mar-a-Lago burger, and more secure than Melania’s prenup. LUMEME brings the lulz, Stellar brings the speed. Together, they make $TRUMPET the ultimate memecoin for hodling, trading, or just flexing on X. No Politics, Just Party We’re not here to debate tax plans or border walls. $TRUMPET is about celebrating the meme lord who turns every press conference into a stand-up special. Love him, hate him, or just laugh at him, $TRUMPET is for anyone who appreciates the chaos of a man who sounds like a golden trumpet and looks like he’s got a party in the back. So grab some $TRUMPET, crank up “YMCA”, and let’s make crypto great again, or at least really freakin’ funny. Disclaimer: $TRUMPET is a memecoin, not a political statement. Invest with a sense of humor, not a soapbox. No actual trumpets or mullets were harmed in the making of this coin. Check out Lu.Meme and Stellar for more on the tech, and follow us on X (@TRUMPETcoinX) for the latest tremendous updates!