People on the internet want to see boobs but keep spelling it bobs. So, we made a coin. $BOBS We're not fixing the typo. We're embracing it. $BOBS is the official currency of spelling errors, meme culture, and horny-but-illiterate internet trolls. THE ORIGIN OF BOBS, Let's paint a picture. A man. Alone. At 2:43 a.m. He's deep in the DMs. Thumbs trembling… autocorrect looming… “SEND BOBS PLEASE.” - History is made. In the spirit of the internet’s finest contributions to humanity — like Doge, Shrek memes, and conspiracy theories about birds not being real — we proudly present the next evolution in degeneracy: $BOBS. Born from the legendary typo seen in YouTube comments, WhatsApp DMs, and sketchy Twitter replies, $BOBS celebrates humanity’s inability to spell under pressure. It’s not just a coin; it’s a movement. A celebration. A typo-turned-treasure. Tokenomics Ticker: $BOBS Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 (1 billion glorious, rounded BOBS) Supply Cap: Locked tighter than your ex's Instagram account Decimals: 2 (because we’re not savages) Utility: None. It’s a meme coin. Lmao. Distribution: Category Allocation Fair Launch 69% LOL. Get it? 69 LP Burnt 10% Locked forever. Like your ex’s heart. Community wet t-shirt contest, "Rewards and Airdrop" 10% Meme Treasury 6% For memes, marketing, and maybe a billboard in Times Square. Team Wallet 5% We promise not to run. Pinky swear on our wife's $BOBS. Governance. There is no governance. We believe in true decentralization. Like, pure chaos. Decisions will be made via meme reactions, Twitter polls, and possibly a Community Magic 8-Ball. Roadmap - aka the BOBMAP™ Phase 1: The Inception of Bobs ✅ Launch $BOBS on Lumeme ✅ Meme it into existence ✅ Guerrilla marketing in retirement homes Phase 2: Global BOBification. ✅Get listed on obscure DEX's ✅Pay influencers in $BOBS to shill it ✅Change your grandma’s profile pic to the $BOBS logo Phase 3: Utility = BOBStility. ✅Launch $BOBS NFT collection (titled “Tactical Bobs”) ✅Create a BOBS merch store (only crop tops) ✅Partner with OnlyFans creators to accept BOBS for... you know... educational content Phase 4: Bobs on the Moon! ✅Somehow get on Binance, maybe bribe CZ with memes ✅Commission Elon Musk to tweet “BOBS is the future” ✅Host a TED Talk about “The Economics of Horniness” Contrary to what your financial advisor, (mom) might say, $BOBS is not useless. In fact, it is the single most important innovation since sliced bread, fire, and Wi-Fi. Let’s be honest — if it weren’t for $BOBS, men would not: Get out of bed in the morning. Hit the gym. Learn to code. Invent civilization. Buy crypto in the first place. $BOBS runs the world. Nations rise and fall at the bounce of BOBS. Rome wasn’t built in a day, but if it had $BOBS, it would’ve taken an afternoon. We’re not saying $BOBS will replace the U.S. dollar, but we’re also not, not saying that. Invest at your own delight. Side effects may include, uncontrollable laughter, sudden enlightenment, irrational confidence, and spontaneous spelling errors in DMs. This isn’t financial advice. This is a spiritual awakening. $BOBS is more than a coin. It’s a mistake. A beautiful, lust-driven, misspelled mistake. And like all great internet moments, we turned it into something completely unnecessary and probably illegal. Now go forth, Degen's. Buy $BOBS. Send $BOBS. Be $BOBS. BY THE CREATORS OF DIC INU TOKEN, FAIR LAUNCH ON LUMEME.